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Tuesday, 21 February 2012

Miku Hatsune attempts murder. Puny human survives this time

At the Sapporo snow festival each year, teams compete to make the largest and most outlandish snow sculptures possible. This year, Crypton Future Media unveiled a 3 metre tall scuplture of everyone's favourite fictional singer, Miku Hatsune.

As some visitors to the show were passing by, Miku detached her head and flung it at the back of an elderly woman, hospitalising her. Authorities were quick to suggest that the sculpture's head was too heavy and had simply fallen off, striking the woman.This is obvious bullshit and shows the lengths to which the Japanese authorities are willing to go in order to collude with our new electronic overlords.

Crypton Future Media have announced they will be rebuilding the Miku Hatsune sculpture in the hopes that she'll get the kill next time, or something like that - I can't translate Japanese terribly well.