|Do I have to say anything at all?|
There's some unit of the Japanese Defence Force (what they're forced to call their army since they were the runners-up in WWII) that's out doing some military stuff and then some experimental equipment causes them to go back in time to samurai days. There's two warring samurai clans and the modern soldiers are caught right in the middle of them. And then they resolve their problems through the art of violence. Yay!
|You don't get great odds betting on the guys with the swords|
Samurai Commando Mission 1549 isn't exactly a film that will challenge your intellect, but it's fantastically silly fun and there's nothing wrong with that. And seeing as it's in foreign, that makes it all the more culturally valid.
|And what is this thing you hu-mans call love? Oh, wait.. wrong film|
|I told you; once them samurai get their hands on a machine gun...|
|I tell you what. I'll read the map and you frigging well fly this thing|
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